10 Things Americans Need to Know Before Going to Europe
November 5th, 2007
1. When you meet someone from London, don’t ask, “Do you know the Queen?”
2. Shoe box-size hotel rooms let you and the wife rekindle that lovin’ feeling.
3. Not everyone lives in a castle.
4. Think of restaurant service as a leisure experience — if you haven’t gotten the check after two hours, ask for it!
5. Hey, Guys, if you think American women can get their “bitch” on, just wait!
6. England is the country; Britain is the empire (such as it is).
7. Restaurant portions feed people with figures like bean poles, not barrels of beer.
8. Learn to say “Please” and “Thank you” … even if you must speak English.
9. Ladies on the prowl: get out of Leicester Square, explore some London pubs, and cock will come to you!
10. Pretend you’re Canadian.
